Albumlisten to the instrumental version of my album here : https://soundcloud.com/mr-malfunction/the-master-of-destruction-drums
Happy Birthday Me
one time i ate a piece of toastone time i ate a piece of toastand it had butter on itsome times i dont put butter on my toastsome times i put cheese wizbut this time i put butter on itwhich is odd cause usually i buy margarinewhich i think is alot better tasting than butterbut anyways this time i put butter on my toastand so there i was eating my buttered toastwhen all of a sudden i realized i had strawberry jamso there i was putting jam on my buttered toastand i was out of regular knifes so i was using one of those plastic knifes you get at kfcyou can also get them at mcdonalds and burger king i think and wendies and some other places but thats not importantso anyways usually i use a metal knife but this time i was using a plastic one and i was spreading some jam on my toast which already had butter on it and so anyways i was spreading the jam on the toast you know and thats when i realized i wanted a bagelso there i was making a bagel when i realized i had no cream cheese so i decided to head to the
hyperlinksso i went to the wikipedia page about hyperlinksand i noticed alot of the words on that page were not hyperlinksso i changed all the words on the page to hyperlinksand now you can click all the words!see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink
i used to live in a bubbleI used to live in a bubbleAnd then it poppedAnd i fell so far awayBut thats what happens when you live in a bubble and everyone keeps chucking rocks at it
shake and bake ShakespeareOh chicken wing oh my chicken wing where for art thou chicken wing where for art thou chicken wing with bbq sauce?Under the couch perchance? Nay!Seeking refuge under the sink from mine grasp? Nay!Shrill harlot ye dwell in the arms of another! Mine best friend no less!Thou hast ripped thy self from mine heart! Cast thine self from mine bussom and into his arms?Thou hast driven a porkchop through mine heart!And a steak through mine intestines!
IM WORKING ON A CARTOON SHOWAMAJIGITS JIM VS THE TV SHOW! its sort of like a rpg game meets tv show type tv show i dont know if you watched the other 2 jim cartoon shorts (jim vs the bees & one time i killed a man)so the premise is jim goes about his every day life doing every day things like mow the lawn and raking leafs but then he winds up having to fight a dragon or the english invade, or the loch ness monster destroies tokyo and its up to jim to save the day!BUT I NEED PLOT IDEAS so...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME YOUR IDEASand you will be mentioned in the credits!
did you know?Hitler was a glorified repo man
old man jenkins says...GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!
Papyrus x Reader x SansPapyrus laughed eagerly and loudly as he and his brother Sans walked back to their stations.“-And did you see how badly that human failed on my last puzzle?!It goes to show that I will be a great Royal Guard!NYEH HEH HEH!”Papyrus said, praising himself.Sans, who usually doesn’t leave his post (out of laziness) had to laugh also.”Is it really so hard to turn Xs into Os?” Sans chuckled.As the Skelo-Bros neared Papyrus station, they noticed two little little legs squirming out as if they were stuck.Sans glanced over at the legs as if it was as usual as a hyper Lesser Dog, while Papyrus looked dumbstruck.”ANOTHER HUMAN?!”Papyrus yelled, more trying to get attention then being surprised.The small person automatically fell to the ground, fearfully clutching a flip-phone that had been given to her from her monster ‘guardian’.Papyrus looked down upon the young girl as Sans merely stood back, completely cool.The girl, frozen with fear, lo
PLEASE READ - The Ransomware EpidemicPlease share, fave and spread this journal. You could help many people on DeviantArt protect their computers from this horrific cyberattack and raise awareness about the issue to those who haven't yet heard of it. Intro Funny how all these years of me picking and choosing updates to keep my computer functioning how I want it (you know... to have what you paid for and keep my product without others stealing it and modifying it *cough*badupdates*cough* ... basic consumer rights... but anyway) came to haunt me.So I finally decided that I'd bite the bullet and update my updates... only to find out Windows Update was refusing to update and would forever stay stuck "searching for updates". Just my luck. When I really don't want updates they try to install, and when I really need them they don't.Anyhow, why am I so desper
Doflamingo x Reader: Family Matters There have been many things you have seen on Baby5’s face, but only rarely have you ever seen her looking glum. Most times you’ve seen her, she’s either exuberant, furious, or comically crying, depending on her “boyfriend” situation. Other than that, she was always relatively calm, with a slight smile. “Little Miss, what has you feeling so down?” You walk up to her side, putting a hand on her shoulder. “(name), I wasn’t expecting to see you.” She sighed, and then chuckled a little. “How many times have I told you to call me by my name? I don’t need to be called ‘Little Miss’.” “I will continue calling you ‘Little Miss’ as long as I am a servant working here at the castle and you are considered Family by the Young M
ART RAFFLE | BIRTHDAY BASH [ O P E N ]Hello!I just wanna update everyone with my status 8DSo right now I'm muscling through my headers and art trades. I'm going to finish all of them so I can focus on studying for an upcoming exam I'm taking on the 2nd of July. And while we're at it, it's my birthday on the 5th of July! So while I'm preparing for all that, I want to open a raffle to thank everyone who supported me. I don't know if I say it enough but I'm truly happy with all the nice messages and support.Thank you all so much.WHAT CAN BE WON1 Full CG1 halfbody3 chibisTotal of 5 winnersHOW TO GET RAFFLE TICKETSWatch - Not required but I'll be grateful if yo
Super Smash Bros x Attack on Titan Opening 2I FINISHED IT!!!!! :iconfinallyplz::iconpurplerose1plz::iconpurplerose2plz::iconpurplerose3plz::iconrose1plz::iconrose1plz::iconpurplerose4plz::iconpurplerose5plz::iconpurplerose6plz::iconpurplerose1plz::iconpurplerose2plz::iconpurplerose3plz::iconrose1plz::iconrose1plz::iconpurplerose4plz::iconpurplerose5plz::iconpurplerose6plz:I can't believe I'm done...after 6 months of working (Could've been 4 or 5 if school wasn't in the way all the time...T__T) I'm done...My initial deadline was by the end of April, but....I finished a lot earlier than that. I FEEL INVINCIBLE NOW!!!! If you're gonna comment, it would be nice if you were to comment on the actual YouTube page. But if you can't because of reasons, then it's okay....I guess....Feel free to share on Tumblr or other websites as long as you link back to the original video page.Please do not reupload as your own. I w
So you want to buy minkyI get asked this question alot and I promised a guide a while back but I'm just now getting around to making it! Here is a list of websites where you can buy minky fabric for your projects!www.beverlys.com - search cuddle 3www.fabric.comwww.fabricdepot.comwww.minkybabyfabric.comwww.joann.com - search for Soft n Comfywww.theminkyboutique.comwww.minkee.com.au - Australiawww.xogigifabrics.comwww.threadart.comwww.denverfabrics.comwww.bluemoonfabrics.comwww.onlinefabricstore.netwww.plushaddict.co.ukLand of Oh Etsy - http://www.etsy.com/listing/95419080/1-yard-1-mm-smooth-cuddle-minky-fabric?ref=usr_faveitemsEbay links!Igloo0203 - http://myworld.ebay.com/igloo0203/&_trksid3984.m1439.l2754 - This seller has a wide color selection and the minky comes in 3mm and 5mm pile! She's located in Korea and shipping usually takes about 2 weeks, or at least that is when my orders arrive.KYcutters - http://myworld.ebay.com/kycutters/?_trksid4340.l2559 - They sell Benartex Minkee Gelat
MMD/PMX/PMD/MME Editor Tutorials Update***BROKEN LINKS WILL BE FIXED, PLEASE BE PATIENT***INSTALLATION GUIDE for MMD, MME, PMD, PMX, MMM (including download links): http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Installation-Guide-for-MMD-MME-PMD-PMX-and-MMM-325640079MMD DOWNLOAD LINK FOR MMD Files: http://learnmmd.com/downloads/PMD EDITOR VER 0139 and 0219 ENGLISH TRANSLATION: PMDEditor 0139 and 0219 english translationMME DOWNLOAD: http://ch.nicovideo.jp/beta183/blomaga/ar491222VMD SPECTRUM PROGRAM DOWNLOAD: https://bowlroll.net/file/1566Some users made a Tumblr page to help others!: http://free-mmd-help.tumblr.com/WINDOWS 10 USERS: http://lumialle.deviantart.com/art/About-MMD-PMDE-on-Windows-10-549824607http://ragexyz.deviantart.com/art/fixing-mmd-in-windows-10-563883788
Custom Brushes 2 (Only on FireAlpaca and MediBang)Link to Custom Brushes 1!Custom Brushes (Only on FireAlpaca and MediBang)Brush 10 Brush 11 Brush 12 Brush 13 Brush 14
PAINT TOOL SAI 2 BETAYOU GUYS KGJSKLGJSLKGJ I AM SO EXCITED OMFG /SOBS/ I JUST FOUND PAINT TOOL SAI 2 BETA VERSION AND I LOVE IT OMFGI WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL BECAUSE ILY AND UM-- I THINK ALL US SAI LOVERS SHOULD EXPERIENCE THE UPDATE B)you can read more about it AND download it here--http://mewitti.tumblr.com/post/69719960017/everyone-after-years-and-years-paint-tool-sai--and for a really easy walkthrough of what to download use this link--http://mewitti.tumblr.com/post/69745216937/as-im-downloading-i-get-a-box-with-three-boxes-i-cansome of the new features include-64 bit/multi-core supportFont tool with text layersBigger canvases! Up to 100,000 x 100,000px canvas size for 64 bitBigger max brush size (up to 5000px)Circle and line rulersPerspective ruler (guide lines for 1 - 3 point perspective)Select/edit multiple layers at onceUpgrade for free if you already have a SAI 1 li
Shut up and buy my album !It's only $1.00!https://mrmalfunction.bandcamp.com/releases